Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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