When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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