In the future we'll all be gay
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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