You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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