It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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