she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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