I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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