So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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