My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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