no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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