I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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