It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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