She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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