I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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