You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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