If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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