this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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