No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I FOUND THE LEGS
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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