so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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