erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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