Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Your tits are I can't wait for
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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