i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It all started with a game of naked twister.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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