I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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