I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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