I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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