Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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