nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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