so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I came so hard my ears popped.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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