would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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