Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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