i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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