I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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