are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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