awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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