We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Houston, we have a squirter
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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