Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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