remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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