she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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