Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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