not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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