you're like a bully in the Christmas story
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
