I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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