You're a womanizer and a bitch.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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