She announced her abortion via fbk
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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