alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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