DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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