i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Found the puke drawer
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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