Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
