with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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