i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I skipped work to stalk him.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
God gave him joint rollers for hands
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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